Saturday, January 21, 2006
BananaNut @ 11:30 AM
Scrappy is an idyat.
Do yoo wanna know why Scrappy is an idyat?
No?
Well I'm gonna tell you anyway!!
Scrappy is an idyat perv who turns something innocent like Banana Nut flavour muesli into something SO WRONG.
She is sick and demented and SICK on so many diff levels.
And then there was the incident with the freaking fried banana.
Which i left on SB's table.
Sickening fried banana.
Za is almost as big of an idyat as Scrappy.
Do you want to know why?
No?
Well screw you because I'm still gonna tell you anyway.
YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!
**Transmission ended**
We apologize for the inconveniece. Our talkshow hostess "POG" is experiencing technical difficulties. Until then, you can relax to the sounds of whales.
Moooo.... Whoooo..... Mooooo.... Whoooo... Ngawngh..... Breeee!! (background voice: Hey that ain't a whale!!) Ngeengaw.... Cluuuu.... Moooo..... Braww..
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Pog : MWAHAHAHA!!! I am invincible!! I am the all-powerful!! I am MOJO JOJO!! YOU CAN TRY TO TAKE ME OFF THE AIR, STUPID ASTRO-RIA, but YOU CANNOT STOP the... POG!!
I WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES!! I WILL RETURN!! BUT I WONT RETURN ON STUPID RIA!! I WILL CONQUER... PLAYHOUSE DISNEY!! kindly switch channels to channel 63. Thank y....
**Transmission ended**
We apologize for any inconvenience caused. Our talkshow hostess "POG" is experiencing technical difficulties. please do not listen to a word she says because she is an idiot. We will replace her with a just-as-good "SIMON COWELL". Please stay tuned to Blazt Off the COOLEST hippy-hoppy show on the cooly-fooly tv! until then... more whale music...
Mooo...... Wheeeee..... Ngawwww.... SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM.... Plissh.... Splat.... Mooo....
**Channel 63**
Okay kids, coming up after "Roly Poly Oly" is "The Maniacal Pog", our NEW SHOW where you will learn to dance, sing, play and cause extreme pain to no one other than yourself. After "The Maniacal Pog" we will be screening "Madeline", the world's most pointless and Stoopid show ever. Stay tuned!
-Pog. Pig Pog. Saying :: I AM MOJO JOJO!!
Saturday, January 14, 2006
ManHunt 2006 @ 10:44 PM
HEEEEELLOOOO ladies n gentlemen's to tonite's finals of MANHUNT 2006 !! im azz and were down to three finalists !! now for our first contestant ..
SCRAPPY !!
scrappy is a hot model from HITZ.TV's BLAST OFF !! quote "shes so lame" by someone hu wished to be kept ANONYMOUS !! and der she goes shaking that thang !! U GO GURL !! and she comes all the way frommm ,, HONOOOLULUUUU !! give it up for scraaaaappy !!
now for our SECOND finalist ..
POOOOOGGG !!
pog is from zimbabwe and look at that tone of skin !! whooot go POGGG !! there she goes down the runway .. oooo loook at her doing her thaaang up der !! yes shes from last years man hunt but bursted into tears when she didnt win !! so here she is again wanting to win more than ever !! dont worry ! when ur spririts gets CRUSHED n PULVERIZED this year .. theres always the nex .. and the nex .. and the nexx ........ give it up for .... POOOOGGG !!
now moving on, we have our third and lasst finalist .. misssssssss ERI !!
miss eri has come all the way from .. KINDERGARTENLANDDDD !! she has come to LEARN not TEACH !! wooahh look at her do her flippy hair thingggg !! and i love the way she moves those TATTOOED eyebrowss !! go eri !! spell CAT !! give it up for ........ ERI !!
now we have out judges decision .. wow this was a close call .. the next MANHUNT 2006 champion is .......
ERI !!
oooo !! wow miss eri has won the title of MR MANHUNT 2006 !! see u next year as we pulverize and crush pog's hopes of becoming mr manhunt yet AGAIN !! see ya nex time !! this was Za toking and were siging off !